I Wonder What It Feels Like to Get Shot?

So this happened quite a while ago. This regular customer named Dominic over heard me and Matt talking about how we want to bite it. He said he wanted something cool like getting mauled by a bear. I agreed and said I wanted to be eaten by a shark. I mean how bad ass would it be to go down as the guy that got mauled by a bear or a shark. Dominic chimes in with the little nugget.

Dominic: "Ya I always wanted to go out from a single gunshot wound from a jealous husband. You know like in the middle of the act."

He then proceeded to make a very creepy humping motion. Keep in mind also that Dominic is about 5'8" and lucky if he is more than 150 lbs. soaking wet. Not necessarily what the ladies might drool over.

Its at this point Matt says, "I've always wanted to know what it would feel like to be shot."
Dominic: "It burns.
Brian and Matt: "...what?"
Dominic: "Oh ya, it burns because the bullet is so hot coming out of the gun."
Brian: "And you know this how?"
Dominic: "I've been shot."
Matt: "Someone shot you?"
Dominic: "Um actually no, I shot myself."
Matt: "How the hell do you shoot yourself?"
Dominic: "Well I was showing off for my buddies. We were at the junk yard scrapping one of my race cars and we see these guys shooting holes into old cars. Well i go over and I'm like hell guys anyone can do that. So I pull out my .45 and get on the car. I'm standing over it and I'm going to blast a hole through the engine block cuz well you have to hit it just right. I've dont this before so I figured no problem. So i take aim and BAM! all of the sudden i feel this burning sensation in my side and a grab myself. Next thing I know I have blood pouring through my fingers and I'm just like 'Shit! I shot myself!' The bullet hit wrong and ricocheted back at me and went clear through my side. My jack ass buddies instead of helping me just start laughing their asses off. I ended up going to the hospital and getting stitched up. Needless to say I never tried that one again."
Brian and Matt: "...wow....holy shit that's awesome"
Dominic: "So ya...long story short, it burns."
Matt: "I'd rather get shot doing something cool, like running from the cops though. And preferably in the leg or somewhere not so serious."
Dominic: "Well I got my gun out in the car so if you want I can help you find out haha"
Matt: "Nah, I'm good."

Ya these are the types of heart warming tales customers like to tell us. How they almost killed themselves acting like idiots. Good times...